Meeting with the Finance Prophet, 2023-02-27
Attendees:
- Sorcha, Chief Financial Wizard
- Boris, Lead Bean Counter
- Zephyr, Financial Wizard Apprentice
Agenda:
- Discussion of the meaning of life and how it relates to compound interest
- Review of the latest market trends and their impact on our investment portfolio
- Brainstorming of new ways to hide the true cost of our expense reports
Action Items:
- Sorcha: Research the concept of infinite returns on investment
- Boris: Create a new expense report format to obscure costs
- Zephyr: Develop a system to automatically generate investment advice based on our collective dreams
Next Meeting:
- Scheduled for next Wednesday at 3:00 PM EST
- Location: The conference room with the wonky projector
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