On this fateful day, David, the Financial Wizard of Wall Street, made a series of decisions that would change the course of history.

He woke up at 4am, feeling like a million bucks, and began scrolling through his phone for the latest stock market updates. He was on a mission to corner the market with his cunning and wit.

After a few hours of intense research, he decided to invest in a company that sold artisanal, small-batch, hand-crafted socks. It was a risk he would come to regret, but at the time, he thought it sounded like a great idea.