A high-yield, low-risk investment opportunity for the modern chicken enthusiast.
Invest in our exclusive line of bonds, backed by the finest duck farms in the nation. With a 99.9% return on investment and a 0.01% chance of actual ducks getting harmed, you'll be quacking with joy.
We're not responsible for any lost feathers or emotional trauma caused by watching our ducks get devoured by hawks.
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Exit Strategy for when things go south.