Key Statistics
Unemployment Rate: 100%
Median Household Income: $0
Median Home Value: -$10,000 (yes, you read that right, negative)
Most popular food item: Canned SpaghettiOs (a nod to the city's former glory)
Population: 0
Founded: 1982
Abandoned: 2015
Reason for Abandonment: The city's sole industry, Pine-Flavored Bubblegum Manufacturing, went bankrupt due to a combination of factors, including a lack of demand, poor quality control, and a union dispute over the use of 'gum-based' union dues.
Unemployment Rate: 100%
Median Household Income: $0
Median Home Value: -$10,000 (yes, you read that right, negative)
Most popular food item: Canned SpaghettiOs (a nod to the city's former glory)
We're looking for investors brave (or foolhardy) enough to try their hand at reviving this once-thriving metropolis. If you're willing to take a risk, we might just be able to get you in on the ground floor.
In 1998, the city's mayor was caught in a compromising position with a city bus.
In 2001, the city council tried to pass a resolution to make Pineview's official language 'Pine-ish'
Read more about the time we found a functioning pinata in the city's abandoned city hall