Our Stock
We're not just any ordinary stock, we're a stock of the apocalypse. Our shares are made from the finest toxic waste and our dividend is a guarantee of nuclear winter.
- Our CEO, Mr. Grim, has a proven track record of destroying the global economy.
- We're backed by a team of highly skilled accountants who are experts in creative math.
- Our stock price is highly volatile, but only because of the impending doom and gloom that surrounds us.