Welcome to Duck and Cover Industries, where we specialize in stocks that will literally save your life during the impending apocalypse. Our experts have scoured the globe for the most promising companies that will help you weather the coming catastrophe. And by experts, we mean our accountant, Bob, who is also a hobbyist chicken farmer.
- Our top pick, Dry Goods Corp., provides the most durable, waterproof, and radiation-resistant camping gear for the discerning prepper.
- Solar Power Solutions brings you the latest in solar-powered, portable, and compact energy solutions for when the lights go out.
- Duck Season is the premier provider of genetically engineered, zombie-resistant, and extremely delicious duck-based protein sources.
Don't wait until it's too late! Invest in Duck and Cover Industries today and be prepared for the end times!