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When the zombies rise, invest in a good pair of boots.

Market analysts predict a strong demand for footwear in the post-apocalyptic world.

Buy low, sell high. Or in this case, sell low, buy high.

Avoid hordes of marauders and invest in fortified water bottles.

Diversify your portfolio with a mix of seeds, twine, and spare car parts.

A diversified portfolio will keep you alive in the face of economic collapse.

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