When the zombies rise, invest in a good pair of boots.
Market analysts predict a strong demand for footwear in the post-apocalyptic world.
Buy low, sell high. Or in this case, sell low, buy high.
Avoid hordes of marauders and invest in fortified water bottles.
Diversify your portfolio with a mix of seeds, twine, and spare car parts.
A diversified portfolio will keep you alive in the face of economic collapse.