Liquidity Farming Cooperative

Join the most exclusive investment club in the post-apocalyptic wasteland.

Our Mission

Our members are the masters of liquidity, the sultans of speculation, the kings of the stock market.

Together, we'll ride the waves of economic collapse and emerge victorious, our pockets overflowing with the finest virtual assets.

Benefits

Unlimited access to the world's most exclusive trading chatrooms
A guaranteed 50% bonus on all short-sell trades
A complimentary bottle of fine, irradiated water with every membership purchase

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Our Members Say...

			“Liquidity Farming Co-op: where the only thing more valuable than your soul is your portfolio”
			— @CryptoCassandra

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