html Mega-Moldy Ponds of the Apocalypse

Mega-Moldy Ponds of the Apocalypse

In a world where the apocalypse is nigh, investors are flocking to the stock market in search of salvation. And what's more apocalyptic than a pond filled with mold?

Welcome to the Mega-Moldy Ponds of the Apocalypse, where the most toxic and polluted water bodies on the planet are being bought and sold like hotcakes.

View Stocks View Moldy Pond Index View Pond Ratings

Featured Ponds

1. The Moldy McPondface 2. The Toxic Swamp of Doom 3. The Blackwater Bayou

Pond Ratings | Stock Tips

Disclaimer: Investing in moldy ponds is not advised. In fact, it's downright toxic. Don't say we didn't warn you.