Private Wells of the Rich: Price List
Where the 1% go to store their gold-plated toilet paper
Gold-Plated Toilet Paper (1000 sheets)
$10,000,000
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Platinum-Plated Toilet Paper (500 sheets)
$5,000,000
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Diamond-Encrusted Toilet Paper (100 sheets)
$1,000,000
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Private Meeting with Elon Musk
$50,000,000
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Guaranteed 100% Chance of Getting Rich Quick Scheme
$500,000,000
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