The Quadrope Drone is a highly advanced, artificially intelligent flying robot designed to predict and prevent the impending apocalypse.
It's like a flying toaster on a stick, but with more explosions.
The Quadrope uses advanced algorithms and a sophisticated system of pulleys and cables to predict the exact moment when the world will end.
When the clock is ticking, it deploys its patented Quadrope technology, which creates a localized temporal distortion field to slow down time itself.
It's like a flying toaster on a stick, but with more math.
Completely safe. The Quadrope Drone has a 100% success rate in predicting the apocalypse and a 100% failure rate in preventing it.
Unfortunately, the Quadrope Drone is not for sale. It's a highly classified government project, but we're sure that's just a cover story.
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