Stock Market Implode Pizza
Bunker Builder Inc.
Our menu is a reflection of the chaos that is the stock market. Each item represents a different sector, carefully crafted to make you question the very fabric of reality.
Don't see something you like? Try our Limited Edition Pizzas for the truly adventurous.
| Apocalypse Meatballs | Our take on a classic meatball sub, but with a twist: the meat is made from the finest in post-apocalyptic game meats (think 'Survivalist Sausage' and 'Doomsday Ham'). |
| Quantitative Easing Quesadilla | Our take on the classic quesadilla, but with a twist: we're using a combination of exotic, high-yielding assets to create a flavor that will blow your mind. |
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| Subprime Sushi | Our take on the classic sushi, but with a twist: we're using subprime mortgages as the main ingredient, carefully sliced into delicate little morsels of despair. |