In a world gone mad, even the most seasoned traders can't help but wonder: what's in the apocalypse's secret sauce?
Sauce, Cheese, Meat, and a pinch of Dread will bring about the perfect doomsday pie.
Mix with a dash of Panic and serve with a side of Chaos for an added kick.
Side effects include, but are not limited to: Financial Ruin, Social Unraveling, Canadian Dollars in the Garbage, and Your 401k in Flames.
Use of Market Implode Pizza in high doses or without proper precautions may lead to: Stock Exchange Asthma, Financial Asthma, or Your Bank Account Collapsing.