By purchasing stocks in the Doomsday Market, you acknowledge that the world as you know it is about to end in a blaze of nuclear fire, and all that's left will be the stocks you hold.
1. The Doomsday Market reserves the right to collapse at any moment, taking your entire portfolio with it.
2. All stock prices are subject to change at the whim of our AI-powered trading bots, which are fueled by the collective despair of humanity.
3. In the event of a nuclear winter, all stock certificates will be replaced with participation trophies, which are redeemable at the Doomsday Market gift shop.
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Or, if you're feeling adventurous, visit our stock-picking challenge to see if you can pick the stocks that will be left standing.
Fine print: By purchasing Doomsday Stocks, you are agreeing to these term conditions, which are subject to change at any moment, without warning, and with a healthy dose of nuclear radiation.