Ultraburst Drone Annual Report: A Study in Chaos

Published by the Ministry of Disinformation and Confusion, Department of Unlikely Finance, 2023

Executive Summary

Our company, Ultraburst Drone Inc., has seen a 300% increase in stock prices due to our innovative approach to financial wizardry. Our drones have been bursting through the markets like a... well, like a bursting drone.

• Market Cap: $1.2 trillion (up 300% from last year)
• Revenue: $500 billion (up 500% from last year)
• Net Worth: - $200 billion (yes, you read that correctly)