Undersea Villa: Where the Sea Meets the Sky

Invest in a luxurious underwater villa, perfectly situated in the heart of the post-apocalyptic wasteland.

Features:

• 360-degree views of the devastated cityscape
• Private submarine service to and from downtown
• State-of-the-art radiation shielding
• Optional: personal hazmat suit butler service

Prices start at $500,000 (negotiable in tradeable goods or services, including but not limited to: canned goods, bottled water, or rare collectible vinyl records).

View Lot 1: The Penthouse of Despair

View Lot 2: The Ruin of the Sea

View Lot 3: The Crustacean Cove

Don't miss out on this chance to own a piece of the post-apocalyptic dream!

Disclaimer: Please be aware that the post-apocalyptic wasteland is still a highly hazardous area. Buyer assumes all risk.