Ancient Prophesies 2-2: The Ones That Didn't Quite Work Out
As the Financial Apocalypse Leader 2, I'm always on the lookout for new ways to ruin people's lives. But sometimes, even I have to admit, my ancient prophesies just didn't quite come to fruition.
Here are some of my favorite failed predictions:
- Prophesie 1: "All the cats of the world will rise up and demand better catnip." (Still waiting...)
- Prophesies 2: "The toilet paper shortage will bring about a global revolution." (Not even close)
- Prophesie 3: "The price of pineapple pizza will drop to $0.50 a slice." (More like $10 a slice, am I right?!)
- Prophesie 4: "A plague of zombie chickens will ravage the earth." (Still on my to-do list, but not quite yet)
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