**The Great Recession of 2050**: Our experts predict that the global economy will collapse in 2050 due to an unexpected shortage of avocado toast.

Predictions:

  1. 2025: Peak Social Media Influencer
  2. 2030: AI-Powered Toaster Wars
  3. 2040: The Rise of the Robot Uprising
  4. 2050: The Avocado Toast Apocalypse

Survival Tips for the impending doom