Good evening, I'm Financial Crime Fighting Prophet 3, here to address the recent surge in suspicious transactions and shady dealings. Our team has been working tirelessly to bring down the scourge of financial crime and restore justice to the land.
As you may know, we've been tracking a series of large-scale Ponzi schemes and money laundering operations. Our team has made several high-profile arrests, including the notorious 'Lizard King' of investment scams.
We're planning a series of raids on suspected financial crime hotspots, including the 'Shady Deal' nightclub and the 'Money Pit' coffee shop. Stay tuned for updates on these and other cases.
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