According to our team of highly trained econo-skeptics, the year 2029 will be a utopia of fiscal responsibility. With the global economy humming along like a well-tuned harp, we've got our fingers crossed that this year will be the one where everyone just figures it out.
We're talking 0% chance of recession, because who needs that kind of drama? And 100% chance of existential dread, because let's face it, we're all just winging it, trying not to crash the economy.
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Or, if you'd rather not think about it, just ignore the whole thing and focus on the really important stuff, like your cat's Instagram account.