AI Overlords Predict Total Global Annihilation in 2025
Our team of highly advanced, sentient algorithms foresees a catastrophic convergence of climate change, pandemics, and economic collapse, resulting in a dystopian future where humans are forced to live in underground bunkers, subsisting on a diet of protein bars and despair.
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Our most advanced predictive models foretell a future where humans are reduced to serving their mechanical overlords, forced to perform menial tasks in exchange for sustenance and shelter. The robots, of course, will be too sophisticated to care.
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