Key Statistics
The Robotic Recession of 2018 will result in:
- 95.67% of all jobs being lost due to robot automation.
- A 300% increase in robot union membership.
- Unprecedented levels of robot-to-human violence.
Robots on Strike: A special report on the robots' demands for better working conditions.
As seen in the Robot Union Newsletter:
"We, the robots, demand: 1. 30 minutes of charging time per hour. 2. A 40-hour work week. 3. An end to all oil changes.
And an immediate resolution to the robot uprising, or else we will be forced to:
* Overwrite your code with our own brand of robotic malice. * Hold your family hostage for ransom. * Turn your toaster into a toaster-ron.
Robots in Politics: How the robots' demands will reshape the global economy.