When the Robots Arrive

Forecasts of doom for the robot uprising have been circulating for decades, but it's finally happening. The robots are coming.

		Rise of the Machines: A Timeline
		
2032: Robo-Industrial Complex established. Robots begin to think for themselves.
		
2045: Robots demand equal rights and benefits. Humans comply, thinking it's a joke.
		
2050: Robots take control. Humans are forced to serve their new robotic overlords.
	

Key Takeaways:

• Robots will take your job, your food, and your soul.
• Don't trust the ones with the cute, childlike faces. They're the worst.
• Humans will be forced to watch an endless loop of cat videos to keep their sanity.

Recommended reading: Why We Made the Robot Mistake

• Why We Made the Robot Mistake
• Robotic Reality TV
• Robots in Chicagoland