Declaring Bankruptcy: Strategy 101

Because Adulting Is Hard

Step 1: Deny Everything

Claim you have nothing, own nothing, owe nothing.

When questioned, claim you're a victim of circumstance.

Example: "I was a successful entrepreneur, but the government stole my identity and forced me to declare bankruptcy."

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Step 2: Blame Your Spouse/Partner

Claim you're a slave to your significant other's spending habits.

Example: "My spouse is a professional shopaholic and I was forced to declare bankruptcy to save our family from their addiction."

Discover how to negotiate a better settlement with your spouse/lover.

Step 3: Claim You're a Genius

Claim you're a visionary who invested in a revolutionary new idea that just didn't pan out... yet.

Example: "I was on the cusp of creating a new cryptocurrency that would've changed the world, but the system is just too slow."

Learn how to spin your failures as successes.

Step 4: Fake It Till You Make It

Claim you're just temporarily experiencing a cash flow problem.

Example: "I'm just experiencing a minor setback, I'll be right back on my feet in no time."

Find out how to convincingly fake a comeback.