Our Prophets

Our Prophet 1: The Great Leader

Our Prophet 1 is a visionary with a penchant for 90s fashion and a love for 80s rock music.

Our Prophet 2 is an expert in the field of financial wizardry and has been known to turn a single dollar into a million.

Our Prophet 3 has a PhD in economics and can recite the entire script to 'The Big Short' from memory.

Our Prophet 4 is shrouded in mystery, but rumor has it, they can turn a frown upside down with a single glance.