Brother John: Financial Prophet Extraordinaire

Expert in all things fiscal doom and gloom

Brother John is our go-to guy for financial catastrophes. Need help navigating a fiscal emergency? He's the man.

He'll crunch numbers, make graphs, and predict the impending doom of your bank account. For a small fee, of course.

Visit Brother John's Subpage: Financial Fortune Telling

Or check out his infamous: Financial Funeral Planning

Don't say we didn't warn you...

Warning: Brother John may or may not actually be able to help you.