Welcome to Brother John's Financial Fail Safely, where our team of expert financial wizards will help you navigate the treacherous waters of fiscal responsibility with reckless abandon!
Don't worry about your 401(k), we won't tell you about it. Don't stress about your mortgage, we'll just give you a loan to pay off the other loan. Don't bother with a budget, we'll just max out your credit cards for you!
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