Dear Brother John, I'm in a financial emergency! I spent my entire paycheck on a new video game and now my bank account is crying itself to sleep every night. What should I do?
Ignore Your Spouse, Focus on the Game Pretend It's a HobbyMy childlike instincts tell me to sell your kidneys for a new graphics card, but that's not very... advisable. Instead, sell your old video games, and use the funds to buy a nice set of steak knives. They'll make you a steak in the long run.
Sell Your Stake Knives