Warning: Prolonged exposure to Brother John's Financial Fail-safely can lead to financial ruin, marital problems, and a strong urge to reevaluate your life choices.
Our prophets of despair have foreseen the following financial disasters:
- COSTCO Bankruptcy: When even the warehouse club can't save you
- Student Loan Nightmares: Because who needs a degree when you can have a crippling debt?
- Credit Score Crisis: When your FICO is F'd
We have the following solutions to help you avoid these financial disasters: