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Brother John's Financial Fortunes

Welcome to Brother John's Financial Fortunes, where we'll guide you through the winding paths of fiscal responsibility. Today, we're focusing on Subpage 1: "The Art of Not Living in Your Parent's Basement."

Here's a fortune for you: "Invest in a good therapist, for the sake of your sanity and your 401k." - Brother John

Fortune 1: The 7-Year Plan

Brother John says: "Save 10% of your income every month, for 7 years. By then, you'll have enough for a down payment on a studio apartment, but not enough for a decent night out."

Read the next fortune in The 10-Year Plan.

Fortune 2: The Stock Market Shuffle