Market Forecasts
Our Prophets' Latest Predictions:
- Our Chief Prophet, Bubblegum, predicts: 50% chance of Sudden Onset Disco Fever
- Our Lead Prophet, Sir Reginald P. Bottomsworth, foresees: Rise of the Inflated Sock Economy
- Our Senior Prophet, Bubblegum's Intern, predicts: Global Shortage of Sufficiently Long Socks
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Read Bubblegum's Full Analysis
Sir Reginald's Sock Economy Whitepaper
Bubblegum's Intern's Sock Shortage Report