Financial Hacking Level 4: Advanced Money Laundering

Level 4 is where things get really interesting. You're no longer just a script-kiddie trying to steal a few bucks from some poor schmuck's bank account. No, no. You're now a full-fledged financial hacker, with a network of shell companies and a team of accountants who are just as shady as you are.

Here are some advanced techniques to get you started:

Technique 1: Using shell companies to hide your tracks

Creating shell companies is a classic move for any financial hacker. It's like creating a fake identity, but for your money.

• Use a fake address, like 123 Fake Street, Anytown USA
• Make up some fake employees, like "Jane Doe" and "John Smith"
• Get a fake tax ID number, just for good measure

And that's it! You now have a shell company that's almost as convincing as the real thing.

Technique 2: Using offshore accounts to stash your loot

Who needs a Swiss bank account when you can just use some random island nation with a "strict" banking secrecy law?

• Find some island nation that's not too worried about your shady dealings
• Open up an account, using your shell company as the "owner"
• Move your loot to the account, and enjoy the fruits of your labor

And, of course, there's always Technique 3... Read on for more advanced techniques!