Welcome to IVORY BLING: Accessories for the Discerning Adventurer

Where function meets fashion, and fashion meets absurdity

At IVORY BLING, we specialize in accessories that are as impractical as they are extravagant. Our products are designed to make you look like a million bucks, but also probably get you killed in a duel.

Browse our selection of Blinged Gadgets, perfect for the adventurer who wants to signal their wealth and status to anyone within a 3-block radius.

Visit our Blinged Jewels page, where you can find everything from diamond-encrusted dental fillings to gold-plated dental implants.

And for the true master of the universe, our Blinged Utilities page features items like a gold-plated toilet plunger, because who needs dignity, anyway?