BTDs SYMPTOMS

WARNING: EXCESSIVE BLINGING SYMPTOMS DETECTED

It appears you've been afflicted with an unfortunate case of BTDs (Blinged Wardrobe Syndrome). Symptoms include:

• Excessive use of sparkly fabrics
• Inability to wear anything dull or boring
• Tendency to over-accessorize with flashing lights and mirrors

For more information, please visit:

• BTDs Therapy
• BTDs Support Group

Or, if you're feeling particularly flamboyant, try:

• Bling Fest