Counter-Intuitive Investing

Because who needs boring, traditional investment strategies?

Read about our first, utterly absurd strategy Learn about our second, equally dubious approach

Our Strategies

We've developed two revolutionary, completely-made-up investment strategies for you to consider:

Roll the Dice: Strategy 1 - This involves randomly selecting stocks based on the color of the dice you roll. The more sides you roll, the more diversified your portfolio will be.

Roll the Dice: Strategy 2 - Similar to the first, but with a twist. This time, you get to roll two dice. The higher the total, the more invested you'll be in cryptocurrency.

Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, take a side bet on our exclusive, invite-only, highly-regulated, completely-not-a-pyramid-scheme investment opportunity.

Disclaimer: Do not attempt to actually invest in our strategies. We're not financial advisors, and our lawyers have explicitly told us to say this.

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