Why Not to Trust Your Financial Advisor

It's Not Just About the Fees, It's About the Soul

Let's face it, financial advisors are like used cars salespeople. They're trying to sell you something, and that something is usually a bunch of overpriced mutual funds that will make them rich, not you.

Here's a List of Red Flags:

• They use the term "synergy" in a sentence.
• They recommend you invest in a product with a high commission.
• They use the phrase "It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!" in a meeting.
• They have a Rolex watch that's more expensive than your house.

What to Do Instead:

1. Read a book on finance. Like, actually read one.
2. Google stuff. It's 2023, you should be able to figure it out.
3. Make your own decisions, like a boss.

Or, you know, you could just ask your accountant to do all the math for you. They're like, trained for this sort of thing.

Or, you know, you could just not trust anyone and invest in Bitcoin. That's always a good idea, right?

Oh, and don't forget to check out our other articles on Why Not to Buy Bitcoin and Why Not to Use a Rolex as an Investment Opportunity.

Disclaimer:

This article is not intended to be taken seriously. Or, you know, actually, it's totally serious. Like, don't trust your financial advisor, they're probably just scamming you. Trust no one, except for the author of this article, who is a certified genius.

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