Fincredible Scales' Epic Bathing Routine

Phase 1: Preparation is key (but not as important as being on time)

Gather all necessary items:

• A tub of water that's not too hot, not too cold, but just right.
• A soap that's been certified by the Scales' Seal of Approval.
• A loofah that's been blessed by the ancient Scalesian elders.

Phase 2: Soak and scrub like the wind

Submerge self in the tub and let the water wash away the worries of the day.

Use the loofah to scrub away the dirt, grime, and last night's pizza stains.

But don't forget to moisturize, or you'll be as dry as the Sahara desert!

Phase 3: Rinse and repeat (if necessary)

Rinse off all the soap, and repeat the process until you're squeaky clean.

If you're feeling extra fancy, add some bath salts, but don't overdo it, or you'll be stuck in the tub forever!

Get out, dry off, and admire your newly-scaled self in the mirror.

Phase 4: Finishing touches

Phase 5: Drying off with style