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Because you clearly can't be bothered to cook for yourself

Breakfast of Champions

Cereal with a Side of Regret

1 cup cereal

1/2 cup milk

1/4 cup existential dread

Combine ingredients, serve.

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Snack of Desperation

Peanut Butter Sticks

1 jar of peanut butter

10 minutes of scrolling through social media

Stir until satisfied.

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