Our Secret Recipe for World Domination

Step 1: Gather the Following Ingredients

Caffeine - 2 cups

Dark Magic - 1 cup

Chaos - 1 teaspoon

Step 2: Mix and Measure

Combine the ingredients in a mixing bowl and stir clockwise for 7 times.

Step 3: Add a Dash of Anarchy

Add a pinch of anarchy sprinkle to the mix.

Step 4: Conquer the World

Use the resulting mixture to conquer the world.

Side Effects: May cause uncontrollable laughter and random acts of destruction.

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