Penalty for Excessive Use of Jell-O

Due to your egregious overuse of Jell-O in the break room, you will be fined 5000 credits and forced to watch an endless loop of elevator music.

Subpages:

• Overuse of Stapler Foam
• Stealthy Snacking
• Chronic Tap Dancing

Recent Fines:

• $5000 - Egregious Jell-O Use
• $2500 - Chronic Tardiness to Meetings
• $1000 - Inability to Use Proper Punctuation

Fine Imposition Policy:

We take our fine-imposition policy very seriously, and our fine-collectors are not to be trifled with. All fines must be paid in full, and late payments will be subject to further penalties.

Disclaimer:

By accessing this page, you agree not to attempt to pay your fine using a coupon, a bribe, or a convincing lie about your innocence.