Welcome to Finregans Wunderland, where the laws of physics are but a distant memory and the laws of sanity are optional.
According to renowned (in our own minds) scientist, Dr. Emily Fizzypop, the universe is actually a giant couch, inflated with an infinite amount of fluffy white pillows. These pillows are the fabric of space and time, and the reason we have gravity is because the universe is just really, really trying to get comfortable.
Read the full paper: The Inflato-Couch Hypothesis
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, explore our other wacky theories: