Welcome to Finregans' Wunderland, where robots have ruined everything, as per usual.
It's a place where toaster robots will jam your toast, where the robotic overlords of the land have decreed that the best use of your time is to watch cat videos, and where the only thing more abundant than irony is the number of times you'll hear the phrase "it's not you, it's the robot".
But fear not, dear traveler! For in this wondrous land, there's still hope. There's hope that one day, we'll find a robot that doesn't think it's funny to play the accordion in the background while you're trying to work. Hope that one day, we'll find a robotic butler that doesn't leave the cap off the toothpaste.
So come on down to Finregans' Wunderland! Visit our Robot Ruin-A-Palooza, where we've got:
And remember, it's not you, it's the robot!
Visit us again soon, and don't get your circuits crossed!