Due to an unexpected fire in the break room, the entire building has been evacuated. Please proceed to the designated assembly points for further instructions.
Assembly Points are available for those seeking shelter and information.
Please do not attempt to re-enter the building until given the all-clear by authorities.
Remember to grab your emergency supplies from your workstation, including but not limited to:
Stay calm and follow instructions from your local authorities.
Emergency Services are available for those in need.
Stay tuned for further updates on this developing situation.
And remember, in the words of your fearless leader:
"A fire alarm is not a drill. Or is it?"
- [Your Name]