Why You're Not Helping

Fire Alarm Edition

It seems you've triggered the fire alarm, but you're still not helping.

We're not sure what's more impressive: the fact that you managed to set off the fire alarm, or the fact that you're still not helping.

Perhaps you'd like to know the correct procedure for responding to a fire alarm?

• Leave the building.
• Don't touch any wires.
• Call the fire department.
• And, of course, don't try to help.

Why not try our Why You Should Be Helping page for a different perspective?