Bob the Juice Cleanse King has been known to induce severe dehydration, malnutrition, and existential crisis in his followers. Proceed at your own risk.
Bob is a self-proclaimed expert in the field of juice cleansing, having spent 10 years studying the ancient art of extracting nutrients from a variety of fruits and vegetables. His methods have been hailed as revolutionary, and his followers are a testament to his dedication to their health (or lack thereof).
"I followed Bob's juice cleanse for 3 days, and all I got was a stomachache and a crippling fear of fruit." - John D.
"Bob's juice cleanse is a GAME CHANGER! My skin is clearer, my energy is higher, and my wallet is emptier." - Karen S.
Email him at bobjuiceking@gmail.com or follow him on Instagram @juice prophets
