The Fixers' Union

Welcome to the Fixers' Union, where the world's most skilled tinkerers, hackers, and repair specialists gather to share their expertise.

Our Fixers

Mildred, the Fixer Extraordinaire
Bob, the Fixer of Fine Furniture
Amy, the Fixer of Frayed Wiring

Our Fixing Services

Overheating Problems
Leaking Pipes
Lost Screwdrivers

Don't see your fixer on this list? Join the Union today!

Fixing the Unfixable

We've fixed everything from a toaster that wouldn't toast to a cat that wouldn't meow. If it's broken, we'll fix it. If it's unbreakable, we'll just stare at it for a while.

Fixers' Union Constitution

Article 1: All members must be able to fix anything, no questions asked.

Article 2: All members must wear a "Fixer's Union" patch on their jacket at all times.

Article 3: All meetings will be held at the local pub, where the beer is cold and the Wi-Fi is hot.