By visiting or using this website, you agree to the following:
- Not to be a jerk to the fish.
- Not to spill coffee on the prophets' sacred scrolls.
- Not to use the fjordling's secret recipe for the perfect lutefisk.
- Not to ask for directions, you're on your own.
By breaking these terms, you will be forced to participate in a series of increasingly absurd challenges, including:
- The Fjordling's Lutefisk Labyrinth.
- The Fjordling's Coffee Spill Gauntlet.
- The Fjordling's Secret Recipe Rodeo.
- The Fjordling's Navigation Nightmare.
Failure to comply will result in your account being terminated. Don't say we didn't warn you.
For more information on these challenges, visit ChallengesPenalties to see the fine print.