Welcome to Fjords Inc., the world's premier manufacturer of moderately-priced, slightly-used fjords. By visiting this website, you are implicitly agreeing to our fine print.
We're not responsible for any injuries sustained while attempting to traverse our fjords. You're on your own, buddy.
Our fjords are not for the faint of heart, nor are they for those who value their personal safety. If you're looking for a relaxing day out on the water, you're out of luck. But hey, at least the views are nice!
Read the fine print again, or don't, we don't really care.