Fjordian 101: The Ultimate Guide to Fjords

What is a Fjord?

A fjord is a type of Norwegian waterway, but don't let that fool you. It's also a type of stylish, yet functional, coffee table.

Characteristics: Long, narrow, and full of character.
Functionality: Holds your coffee, holds your books, holds your cat.
Popularity: Currently trending in all of Norway, and by 'trending' we mean 'still used by 5 people in the entire country'.

There are many types of fjords, including:

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