The Fjordtastic Fjord

Welcome to the world's most unimpressive fjord. We're not even sure why you're here, but we're glad you visited. The views are nice, the water's not particularly deep, and the scenery is, well, slightly better than a beige wall.

But hey, it's free! So you might as well stick around. You can:

• Explore the Depths of Disappointment, where the water's too shallow to be of any real interest.
• Visit the Peaks of Boredom, where the views are, um, somewhat less boring.
• Or just sit on the Beige Bench and contemplate the meaning of life, or your life choices, or just the meaning of life in general.